Monday, January 14, 2008

Finals Fuck Shit Up and Serit Rathbone Needs a Part

As of right now, we don’t have any shoots lined up till February because certain pussies of the cast and crew want to partake in this truly 21st century practice of “studying for finals.” It’s okay. We all know they’ll go to Starbucks, get a caramel frap, and never once open their history book or whatever bullshit they decided to bring with them in their inevitably futile attempt to study outside the house.

All I have to say is “Fuck my ball sack in the mail!” Try saying that whenever feeling stressed. It works.

We have such a great movie on our hands, guys. And we all know Austin Kearns is gonna fuck it up. Just kidding. The Maggie Bedroom scene actually went fairly well according to my knowledge. I don’t mind being just the producer of this film as long as I don’t end up producing a fucked up Woody Allen version of Brick.

We have a great cast. I think we can all say we belong to the Church of Godless Gays and Contemporaries…whatever that bullshit means. Sam Hertz is so god damn perfect for the part (that was my call, thank you Kristy). I said, “Hey Rado. Why don’t we just have Sam Hertz play Maggie. She’s cute, sweet, and a little Jewish looking. Then we just get fucking A-Strummer to play Layla.” Genius. I know. Fuck my ball sack.

Am I the only one who thinks Serit Rathbone is really cute? She should play one of Rado’s flashback dates.

Look forward to working with all y’all!!!!!!

Peace ya later!!!

2 comments:

baileylauren123 said...

just an fyi bryan, its sarit.

TarynHurlbut said...

It's Sarit.
Whoever wrote that.
It sounded like Bryan?!

I think I just got lamer 'cause I commented on a blog.

P.S. If it was Bryan, you should have enough respect for people whose names are spelled incorrectly all the freaking time to change the spelling. :)